Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda is one of the finest high school romance novels I’ve had the pleasure of reading. It’s an honest, occasionally awkward, sometimes heart-wrenching, often hilarious, and completely captivating portrayal of the complicated lives of teenagers. That the relationship in question is of the same-sex variety underlines the irrelevance of sexual orientation. Becky Albertalli’s debut reminds us that love is true, and pure, and boundless, and that whether you’re gay, or straight, or undecided – however you choose to describe yourself – we all have, or will, struggle through an identity crisis at some point in our lives, as we seek to define ourselves. That’s what binds us together. That’s what unites us.
Ostensibly, Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda is about a gay teenager – Simon – who comes out to his parents, friends and classmates after his covert correspondence with a mysterious boy is discovered. Albertalli doesn’t take the obvious route, however, and make her story’s focus Simon’s outing. Of course, it’s a vital element, and it’s infuriating witnessing Simon forced to deal with this cruel exposure; but Simon is comfortable with his sexuality, despite uncertainly about how his friends and family will react. He’s not confused about with his sexual identity, but he’s concerned about what it means beyond himself; how the ripples of this revelation might affect, if at all, those he’s closest to. The more prominent issue on his mind is that of the mysterious ‘Blue’ – his secret anonymous admirer, the boy he’s been emailing on a daily basis for weeks, and who he’s developed quite the crush on.
Simon’s communiqué’s with ‘Blue’ – the banter, the innuendo, the awkwardness – reminded me of my initial contacts with high school crushes. Is the connection mutual? Does she feel the same way about me as I do her? Am I even sure what I’m feeling? I’m acutely aware I’m a teenager, that very special breed of human who is prone to abnormalities. When you’re in love with someone at that age – or perceived love, as is how it often turns out – they become your obsession; other relationships fall to the wayside as you put all your hopes and dreams into this one person. The beauty of Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda is how Albertalli depicts the fallout of Simon’s blossoming relationship among his closest friends; in some instances it binds, in other cases it disrupts.
Simon is a wonderful protagonist. He’s equal parts cute, awkward and hilarious, as we all are in our own ways. But we never forget he’s a kid, and at that phase in his life where the brittle pieces that he’s comprised of are hardening; he’s gradually solidifying into the man he’ll turn out to be, and that process involves missteps and miscalculations. Albertalli’s account of these is so true to life, and so emotionally honest. It’s a hugely impressive feat, and such a delightful read.